A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

Orlando Bloom standing on Daniel Radcliffe’s bed screaming “HARRY POTTER MUST NOT GO BACK TO HOGWARTS!” with all of Legolas’ intensity

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